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meladoodle:

i went to a market the other day and there was a stall that sold assassin’s creed costumes and homemade jam. i am so confused with that combination of products

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

it’s 4/20 today so go get yourself a joint…membership for you and a loved one to church so you can praise Jesus this easter

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

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unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

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manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]

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"There was this one Christmas where Matt got obsessive about badgers? He had a hand puppet that was a badger and he would just maul me with it. And the weirdest part was I didn’t even bat an eyelid."

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Karen Gillan [x]

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kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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spectromagiic:

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

astrangebohemian:

haildisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

catie-does-things:

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

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I love how they’re all Disney.

I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means 

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meanplastic:

One Direction - Midnight Memories

meanplastic:

One Direction - Midnight Memories

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