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A Cheeto farmer in Holland returns from the harvest.  He carries only 7 bushels of Cheeto, enough to provide for his family for only a couple weeks.  Winter is on the way and unless the harvest improves, his family will starve.  It is not easy, being cheesy.

(nationalgeographicscans Holland, May 1978)

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myfotolog:

“Curved tree”, ©cheryl

This is where Churros come from. 

The Churro Tree grows only in Tamaulipas, Mexico.  It’s harvested whole and boiled for two weeks straight to soften it to edibility, over which time it shrinks to only 5% of its original size.  It’s then dipped quickly in cinnamon sugar and served. 

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For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…

A part of me is happy I turned off anon. A part of me misses the fun and games.

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drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

From now on I am going to use this.

"Sorry, we’re out of fries."

"Fuck you. Strong letter to follow."

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falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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yanavaseva:

Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P

Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.

Ha! Reminds me of the Female Armor post I made a while ago!
Although I gotta admit, this post is WAY too unrealistic… I mean, the breasts are WAY too small! *sarcasm, of course*

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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